From: www.theonion.com

Dianne Lovecraft, Systems Analyst "This could really put Cincinnati on the map."

Richard Bloch, Naphtha-Plant Treater "It sure would be nice to see Cleveland blossom into a modern-day Atlantic City."

Noel Derelith, Office Auditor "I cannot abide it. It will bring vice to Columbus!"

Telecommunications giant AT&T is suing Verizon Wireless for ads Verizon ran suggesting AT&T had gaps in its network. What do you think?

The bullying of Moira Cameron, the first female "Beefeater" guard in the Tower of London's history, has resulted in the suspension of two Beefeaters...