The chick who probably spends her free days going through Dita Von Teese's dirty laundry is denying that she's licking on Mickey Rourke's hatchet face. When Evan Rachel Wood dumped the vampire known as Marilyn Manson, bitches figured she ran off to cry on Mickey's leathery nutsack. Dita 2.0 swears on her brow stencil that she's not romancing the beast. She told People, "Spread the word – I'm not dating Mickey Rourke. Everybody thinks we're dating and we're not. Mickey and I bonded (MK note: more like BONED) while shooting The Wrestler and we became friends, but nothing more. I guess, because of my recent break up, I will be linked to many people, but I am not interested in pursuing a relationship at this point in my life. Any such rumor should not be taken seriously. We are proud of the film we made together and I hope people will focus on the film and not get distracted by any nonsense." "Beauty and the Beast" is one of my favorite Disney sh*t shows, so I kind of wanted Evan and Mickey to fall in love. They are like the mutant meth version of Belle and the Beast. Poor Mickey. Who will ever learn to love the beast?