So I googled "How to Enjoy The Second Half Of Life?" This year is the first time in I find myself not waking up at the crack of dawn. In fact, by the time I wake, the kids, dressed and headed to school. Last week I caught my son, my youngest, doing his own laundry. Now you know my weekend was shot. Well I beg their pardon. I thought I had a life, I didn't know I needed a second one. Though I still have two kids at home, parenting them has been reduced to "Mom can I get the card?" "The" card? Maybe if I stamp a hologram on my forehead, I could get some love too.