Heads Up: Juelz Santana is not one to censor his thoughts, so some of the jewels he drops in this interview may be offensive. If anything, it's too juicy for work, so don't say we didn't warn ya. I don't get starstruck. Sorry, I'm just not that type of chick. But when Juelz Santana stepped into the room and asked me how I was — when he called me baby — I almost had a groupie moment on the black leather, Skull Gang-embossed sectional. But I'm an effing lady. He's the absolute bad boy and silly as hell (he thinks Skull Gang should "make a dumbass movie" about a dude in a club who keeps getting decked in his mouth because he won't stop pacing and grilling other men). Juelz is a Honey Dip for more than just those those damn dimples. This sexy MF has Honey giving the side eye to every trick that's ever uttered "Harlem n*ggas ain't sh*t." Maybe you just can't hang, because Juelz is really all we need. He's had grown women tingling since he stepped on the scene at the ripe age of 18, and he hasn't fumbled since. Talking to the prince of the city was easy. And even though he wouldn't spill his favorite sex tricks, he did keep us fiending for more. What's going on with Skull Gang and the Diplomats situation? [Skull Gang] is not something I did trying to be an outsider, or trying to take away from [the Diplomats]. I'm not putting together the same thing that was the Diplomats. Dipset is me. It's in my blood. We were all bosses in our own right. It's just that Cam was the boss of Diplomats. No one was taking that away from him. I'm a soldier at the end of the day. When Cam went on record and said there was not going to be a third Diplomatic Immunity LP, were you surprised? Did you want to do another album? Honestly, [hoping for a third album] wasn't in my thoughts. I'm not a bitter person. Anyone you want to work with on your album [Born to Lose, Built to Win] that's dropping in the fall? I want to work with anybody who respect my sh*t and who wants to work with me. I want to work with Eminem. I f*ck with Eminem. Okay, I'm going to switch it up. What should every girl know about you before dealing with you? They're going to know everything already. How many relationships have you not cheated in? None. I got a lady friend now that I don't be cheating on sometimes. I don't mean that it's a constant thing. I'm just being honest. I know. Yeah, I've cheated in the relationship, but that could have been one time, that doesn't mean I cheated constantly in the relationship. I'm in a situation that I did f*ck up before, but I'm not constantly f*cking up. What are your favorite sex tricks? Nah, n*ggas gonna be stealing my sh*t. I just like when a girl be licking me. I'm just a freak. Closed doors, anything goes. Anything? No not anything. Anything besides foul play. I'll let a girl lick my ass though. What's the sexiest part of a woman? Ain't no one sexy part, honest to God. Like Angelina Jolie, her lips is just sexy, and that might beat some girls with nice titties. I think every women should have nice feet and some nice hands. All guys feel that way, whether they say it or not. What's sexiest about you? Just me, my swag, my aura. That's something an ugly n*gga would say. Not that I'm conceited, sh*t. I feel like my aura makes me sexy, and then we can get into what a good looking n*gga I am, too. What turns you out in bed? What makes my toes curl? Yeah. Just getting some good head. What's the worst thing a girl can do in bed? The most disgusting thing a girl can do is stink. It ain't going to be no bed action, because I'm leaving once I smell that stink. That's the worst thing you can do in bed. You know that your p*ssy smells. How dare you take your pants off? [laughs] How long have you gone without getting any? I got a lady friend waiting. Who? A lady friend. Who's the girl that got away? What you mean? What relationship did you mess up in and who's the girl you can't get back? I can get them all back. I mean, some girls got real power, but [getting them back] is all in the eyes. Okay, let's play either, or. Aight Blunt or bottle? Blunt. G-string or boy shorts? Both. You have to choose one. Nah, because it depends on the ass. If you a slim slim thing, I like to see you in a G-string. If the ass is big, I wanna see you in boy shorts. It depends on the booty and the cutie. Pleasure or pain? Pleasure. Matter of fact I'm going to go with pain, because with no pain there ain't no pleasure. Leather or lace? Leather iPhone or Blackberry? Blackberry Boxers or briefs? What are these I got on? [Pulls his shirt up] Boxer briefs. Yeah, boxer briefs. Reggae or rock? Both. Either, or. Ah man, I gotta skip that one. You can't skip it. Nah 'cause I really can't choose. Fine. Reality TV or Netflix? Netflix. Top or bottom? I like her on top. Single or taken? I gotta figure out how to answer that one... Singly taken. So taken. Singly taken.

Heads Up: Juelz Santana is not one to censor his thoughts, so some of the jewels he drops in this interview may be offensive. If anything, it's too juicy for work, so don't say we didn't warn ya. I don't get starstruck. Sorry, I'm just not that type of chick. But when Juelz Santana stepped into the room and asked me how I was — when he called me baby — I almost had a groupie moment on the black leather, Skull Gang-embossed sectional. But I'm an effing lady. He's the absolute bad boy and silly as hell (he thinks Skull Gang should "make a dumbass movie" about a dude in a club who keeps getting decked in his mouth because he won't stop pacing and grilling other men). Juelz is a Honey Dip for more than just those those damn dimples. This sexy MF has Honey giving the side eye to every trick that's ever uttered "Harlem n*ggas ain't sh*t." Maybe you just can't hang, because Juelz is really all we need. He's had grown women tingling since he stepped on the scene at the ripe age of 18, and he hasn't fumbled since. Talking to the prince of the city was easy. And even though he wouldn't spill his favorite sex tricks, he did keep us fiending for more. What's going on with Skull Gang and the Diplomats situation? [Skull Gang] is not something I did trying to be an outsider, or trying to take away from [the Diplomats]. I'm not putting together the same thing that was the Diplomats. Dipset is me. It's in my blood. We were all bosses in our own right. It's just that Cam was the boss of Diplomats. No one was taking that away from him. I'm a soldier at the end of the day. When Cam went on record and said there was not going to be a third Diplomatic Immunity LP, were you surprised? Did you want to do another album? Honestly, [hoping for a third album] wasn't in my thoughts. I'm not a bitter person. Anyone you want to work with on your album [Born to Lose, Built to Win] that's dropping in the fall? I want to work with anybody who respect my sh*t and who wants to work with me. I want to work with Eminem. I f*ck with Eminem. Okay, I'm going to switch it up. What should every girl know about you before dealing with you? They're going to know everything already. How many relationships have you not cheated in? None. I got a lady friend now that I don't be cheating on sometimes. I don't mean that it's a constant thing. I'm just being honest. I know. Yeah, I've cheated in the relationship, but that could have been one time, that doesn't mean I cheated constantly in the relationship. I'm in a situation that I did f*ck up before, but I'm not constantly f*cking up. What are your favorite sex tricks? Nah, n*ggas gonna be stealing my sh*t. I just like when a girl be licking me. I'm just a freak. Closed doors, anything goes. Anything? No not anything. Anything besides foul play. I'll let a girl lick my ass though. What's the sexiest part of a woman? Ain't no one sexy part, honest to God. Like Angelina Jolie, her lips is just sexy, and that might beat some girls with nice titties. I think every women should have nice feet and some nice hands. All guys feel that way, whether they say it or not. What's sexiest about you? Just me, my swag, my aura. That's something an ugly n*gga would say. Not that I'm conceited, sh*t. I feel like my aura makes me sexy, and then we can get into what a good looking n*gga I am, too. What turns you out in bed? What makes my toes curl? Yeah. Just getting some good head. What's the worst thing a girl can do in bed? The most disgusting thing a girl can do is stink. It ain't going to be no bed action, because I'm leaving once I smell that stink. That's the worst thing you can do in bed. You know that your p*ssy smells. How dare you take your pants off? [laughs] How long have you gone without getting any? I got a lady friend waiting. Who? A lady friend. Who's the girl that got away? What you mean? What relationship did you mess up in and who's the girl you can't get back? I can get them all back. I mean, some girls got real power, but [getting them back] is all in the eyes. Okay, let's play either, or. Aight Blunt or bottle? Blunt. G-string or boy shorts? Both. You have to choose one. Nah, because it depends on the ass. If you a slim slim thing, I like to see you in a G-string. If the ass is big, I wanna see you in boy shorts. It depends on the booty and the cutie. Pleasure or pain? Pleasure. Matter of fact I'm going to go with pain, because with no pain there ain't no pleasure. Leather or lace? Leather iPhone or Blackberry? Blackberry Boxers or briefs? What are these I got on? [Pulls his shirt up] Boxer briefs. Yeah, boxer briefs. Reggae or rock? Both. Either, or. Ah man, I gotta skip that one. You can't skip it. Nah 'cause I really can't choose. Fine. Reality TV or Netflix? Netflix. Top or bottom? I like her on top. Single or taken? I gotta figure out how to answer that one... Singly taken. So taken. Singly taken.