Snooki gave birth this past weekend to her very first son Lorenzo, adding a new member to her little meatball family!
The Jersey Shore guidette already tweeted her excitement over seeing the little guy, and so has her BFF JWoww.
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This only leaves us more anxious to see some first pictures of Lorenzo, but we also want to know more about him.
We can’t help but wonder if Snooks wants her son to be on TV, or if he’s already taken on some of her own habits, like crying out “wah” when something goes wrong!
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We’ve compiled a list of questions about little Lorenzo and Snooki’s plans for him, and we want answers.
Check them out below!
1. Did Lorenzo come out tan?
2. Do you plan to give the Kardashians a run for their money by doing a family reality series?
3. Do you know you can’t put pickle juice in little Lorenzo’s baby bottle?
4. If Pauly D and Vinny are the godfathers to Lorenzo, which one of them will start talking like Marlon Brando?
5. Do you think the baby will be able to dunk a ball by age 13?
6. Have you picked a guido name for the baby? If not, can we suggest Lorenzo the Little?
7. We know it’s a bit early, but can we hook Lorenzo up with Honey Boo Boo Child? Think of the reality show gold that lies in the future!
8. What age do you think Lorenzo will get his own reality show?
9. What kind of hair gel does Lorenzo plan on using? Will Pauly D put Lorenzo’s locks on the Pauly plan?
10. Does little Lorenzo already have his own pair of furry boots and his own Crocodilly?
