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Charlize Theron left her phone in the offices of Funny or Die and they decided to hack it. 

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What they found was a short sex tape that reveals that the Hancock actress is into some freaky things. OK, so it’s all just a joke, but we can entertain the thought of a real Charlize sex tape now, can’t we? 

The one minute and eighteen second sex tape shows the actress talking into her cell phone very seductively and giving a warning to Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian as she says:

“Move over Paris and Kim. Because I’m into some real kinky sh*t.”

After watching the tape, let’s just say that kinky is an understatement. The South African bombshell, who recently adopted a baby boy, turns her camera around to show two men tied up in leather outfits as she demands them to dance for her.

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Then later on, you see Charlize putting two oversized phallic noses in her mouth before throwing scolding hot milk on two of the men and yelling at them. It’s a sight to see! 

Who knew Charlize had such a great sense of humour?