Dear Kourtney: Don't Name Your Daughter Kardigan

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Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick shopped at Jeffrey in the Meatpacking District of Manhattan. || Photo Credit: Splash

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Kourtney Kardashian is having a baby girl. 

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That's according to the latest rumors surrounding the mother-to-be. With any rumor that involves someone of the Kardashian, Disick or Jenner bloodline, there is a 65 percent chance that the rumor is true. So let's just say that Kourtney K is having a baby girl; will she continue the trend of K names, or will she buck tradition and go with a letter of her own?

Our advice to Kourtney, please stop with all the K names. The world doesn't need another Kim, Camila with a K or worse: some strange hybrid of a noun where the letter K magically replaces the letter C. 

Kalypso, Kardigan, Kandy or Kouch!! Enough is enough.

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We would like to urge that Kourtney starts a new string of letters for her family. The letter M. Mason is a good name. Mason is a strong name. Hell, many people think Jay-Z is a mason, but he's just amazing. 

So don't stop there. Kourtney has already started branding her offspring with the letter M and if she continues, she can make more millions by having them endorse M&M candies. We all know endorsements are to Kardashians, what crack is to Pookie from New Jack City. 

So dear Kourtney, we love Mason's name. We don't think you should stop your love affair with the letter M just yet. Think of the possibilities. Besides, all motherhood begins with the letter M.