They'll sit down with Oprah or Diane Sawyer and tell us every detail they want to share about precious little Blue Ivy Carter.
They'll share her first night in her crib, and everything else we want to know, but first they need their moment with their child.
With that said, can people please stop faking the funk?
Earlier today, a fake Beyonce interview hit the 'net and fooled a bunch of folks by stating the obvious: that Jay-Z will change his daughter's diapers.
I mean really, if people are going to make stuff up, can they at least be creative? The man wrote and recorded a song about his daughter less than 24 hours after her birth, of course he's going to change her diapers.
If people are going to take the free liberty to make up obvious sh*t, they should tell people that Jay-Z and Beyonce are not mutants who breath fire and snort sulfur.
Since Blue Ivy's arrival, I've heard all types of rumors. The latest being that Jay-Z is going to stop saying the word b*tch.
That means lyrics including, "I got the hottest b*tch in the game wearing my chain?" Well, why stop there?
Since people are in the process of making stuff up, let's just say that S dot Carter is going to stop cursing in general and stop using all potty mouth words. Sh*t, damn, Hell, fart, and any words that end in uck!
From now on, all Jay-Z albums, new and old, shall only be sold in Walmart - where they will be edited by Evangelical Christians who will splice bible verses where the bad words used to live.
Now that's a creative lie I can get behind. So until something like that gets published, I'm not believing anything.
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