Has everyone now heard of Amber Heard | JournalSto

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>You might not remember Amber Heard as the blonde high school girl in Pineapple Express.&nbsp; Damn, I love that movie and I still have not been able to get my girlfriend to watch it.&nbsp; Who doesn&rsquo;t love a movie where the focal point resides around a unique strain of Marijuana and how the druggy and his dealer get inadvertently caught up in a murder fiasco?&nbsp; While we don&rsquo;t want to miss the point of this blog, the movie was damn funny.&nbsp; Amber played a bit role and if you get over the fact that she was dating Seth Rogen (how many hot women does this guy get in the movies) you could see her hotness oozing out of all pores.&nbsp; She is going to be a wild one.&nbsp; Who would have thought that over the next few months we would see her in four movies?</p><p>She is set to play in soon to be released films &ldquo;The Stepfather&rdquo;, &ldquo;The Ward&rdquo;, &ldquo;Zombieland&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Darkness&rdquo;.&nbsp; One has to wonder if she will be capable of using her mouth for anything other than screaming at the end of this run.&nbsp; I guess if there was ever a girl you would like to see with her mouth open for an entire movie it would be Amber Heard.&nbsp; Hmmmmm, I don&rsquo;t know that any women should be screaming that much.&nbsp; At some point wouldn&rsquo;t somebody call the neighbors?&nbsp; Hopefully she makes it out of her frightfest alive.</p><p>Thank God in her spare time she stripped down to almost nothing for the cover of FHM magazine.&nbsp; I know I have said it a hundred times but how in the hell do you get the job of a magazine photographer?&nbsp; Please dear God can somebody tell me.&nbsp; I would love to be saying the words &ldquo;just get down on your back naked and arch your back up like that.&nbsp; Yes, that is good now slide your hand&hellip;..&rdquo;&nbsp; Ok, I can&rsquo;t go any further but please.&nbsp; Can I just be a towel boy?&nbsp; I am begging here.&nbsp; I do mean I am on my hands and knees begging.</p><p>Since Amber was born in Texas I wonder if Kenya West will be jumping up to grab her glory anytime soon.&nbsp; We know how our dysfunctional moronic rapper can&rsquo;t seem to appropriately display his opinion around young country blonde women.&nbsp; When were the back home boys going to kick his ass by the way?&nbsp; Now that would be something that might even rival the Mayweather record breaking pay per view fight.&nbsp; I know I would pay to see him squealing like a school girl getting spanked.&nbsp; That dude wouldn&rsquo;t make it five minutes in the ring with anyone other than his mother.</p>