Dear world, mother-lovers are eating people's faces, brains and private parts. It's pretty safe to say that we have entered the Zombie Apocalypse.
In the age of Zombieland and The Walking Dead, these geeks are hungry for flesh. All this comes under the ominous cloud of the world ending in December, so people are legitimately wondering, how do they survive the zombie uprising?!
We don't know about y'all, but the last thing we are trying to do is let a crazed zombie geek chomp on our body parts for a midnight snack.
So we've come up with 5 rules to surviving the zombie apocalypse.
Don't Drink Alone Under Bridges: Imagine if you have to escape a herd of walkers. Now imagine trying to do that drunk? Beside they've never built a bridge under anything important or worthy of hanging out at. When was the last time they've built a bridge over a museum, school or church - you know, places that would actually keep you safe?