Hurricane Sandy is ripping the East Coast. As this massive winter hurricane beats up the Jersey Shore, northern cities, and causes major damage, we have to wonder: how do they come up with the names of hurricanes?
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While there are more vital things to think about, why aren’t hurricane names cooler? Hurricane Raheem or Hurricane Bilal? Not feeling those names? Why not name this storm after some of your favorite celebs!
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Imagine a Hurricane Kanye West, or even a Hurricane Beyonce? We think these storm systems might go a bit differently than this latest one named Sandy.
Hurricane Kanye — Strong winds from the WEST. You can expect to see ALL OF The LIGHTning that this storm produces. To prepare for the damage this storm will do, you’ll need 2 Chainz. Don’t be surprise if this hurricane produces a beautiful dark twister. And just when the eye of the storm gets ready to make landfall, it goes, ‘I’m really happy for you and I’m going to let you finish, but Katrina was the greatest hurricane of all time!’
Hurricane Donald – Early forecast of this storm might TRUMP any other hurricane you’ve ever seen, but when it actually hits, it’s just a bunch of hot air. Expect to hear loud wind gusts, but see no real damage.
Hurricane Rihanna – This storm makes a lot of noise. It starts out as a good weather system and after the shore takes a beating, this storm gets bad, real bad! We predict lots of rain, and a little icing from this weather threat, so get our your umbrella.
Hurricane Beyonce: Expect BLUE skies down Ivy vines and the sweetest time you’ll ever experience.
Hurricane Mitt: This hurricane is all over the place. One minute you think it’s going to hit from the right, but then it switches up and aims for the center. Then it moves again and totally backtracks all together and ends up not actually being a hurricane at all – but rather just a big bag of nothing.
