Ellen is hilarious! The talk show host sat down with Jessica Simpson and talked about her impending due date and much like Ellen’s usual interviews, nothing goes as planned.
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Let’s just say that Ellen told the heavily pregnant Dukes Of Hazzard actress what we’ve all been thinking: that Jessica has her due date confused!
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Jessica on when she is due:
Ellen: “When are you due?”
Jessica: “I have some weeks.”
Ellen: “No you don’t.”
Jessica: “I really do. It’s not like tomorrow.”
Ellen: “It looks like it’s tomorrow.”
Jessica: “I had contractions last night and I freaked out a little bit. You know those Braxton Hicks things….”
Ellen: “What is that?”
Jessica: “It’s like these contractions that pregnant woman have towards the end. It prepares your body for delivery. I’m prepared. It’s scary. It’s like oh god, this can happen right now.”
Ellen: “It just gives you a little taste of how much it could hurt.”
Jessica: “It will. It will hurt very badly.”
Ellen helps Jessica name her baby:
Ellen: “Have you picked out the baby’s name yet?”
Jessica: “I have but we’re not really saying it until the baby is here.”
Ellen: “Of course, I know people say they have but you can’t really know until you meet the baby.”
Jessica: “We’ve been calling her by her name.”
Ellen: “Oh, you have.”
Jessica: “She reacts to it. I could be one of those psycho mom’s that just thinks one little kick… is her really listing to me. She’s really like, shut up.”
Ellen: “Or they kick once in a while too. You know celebrities have a lot of interesting names and we have the machine that actually helps names babies.”
Baby names and due dates! We must admit that Jessica does look like she’s ready to explode.
SOURCE: Faded Youth
