All week long, a few gossip sites have been trying to convince the world that Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Based on a few awkward angles of Kimmy K. in a swimsuit, and another set of pics that show the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star with a bump on her belly, the rumors soon grew out of control.
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Add in a tweet Kim sent about her coffee that read:
“Mom- want any coffee? Me- yes please Mom- how do u take it? Me- half coffee half milk. Just make it the color of what my kid would be.”
And just like that, websites were all like… Gasp! Did Yeezy knock up Kim?
While the answer is probably no, we do know this; if you say someone is pregnant long enough, eventually they’ll get pregnant and then they can say, “SUPER DUPER WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN THE UNIVERSE MOST TRUTHFUL RUMOR IN THE GALAXY! EXCLUSIVE. We told y’all Kim K. was pregnant!”
So until the day Kim actually announces she’s with child, we thought of 5 G.O.O.D. reasons why she should get knocked up right now!
Kourtney just had another baby, so it’s only right that Kim gives her niece a playmate. Think about a little coffee-colored baby playing with Penelope…How sweet would that be?
Kylie and Kendall Jenner are growing up so fast, before you know it they’ll be out dating and being snapped by the paps doing all types of stuff Unless – Kim has a baby and puts them on baby duty! Sure, they already have to watch Kourtney’s kids, but with another child they can’t get into any mischief!
Kim Kardashian is known for her booty! It’s world renowned, but what if she had “booty do?” You know when her stomach sticks out further than her booty do? It might be the only time we’ll be able to say that.
We’ve all heard the rumors about how much Kim wants to be friends with Beyonce, well, having a baby might be the path to BFFship! If Kim has a baby, then Blue Ivy and Lamborghini Mercy will be friends by default – making Beyonce Lucy to Kim’s Ethel.
Lastly, we all know that Kim is the queen of reality TV, but if she is not smart, then Honey Boo Boo might take her place. So what other way for Kim to get a piece of that younger market, then to have a baby of her own and give Honey Boo Boo Child a bit of competition?! We all know a dollar makes her holla.
