Justin Bieber, you are the father! Please read this in the best Maury voice you can imagine.
I’ve been monitoring GlobalGrind’s poll all day long and I truly can’t believe how many Beliebers are believing the wrong thing.
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This is Justin Bieber’s baby. Well I don’t really know for sure, but I do know this.
Being the international gentleman of leisure that I am, I know when a busted broad says you hit it raw in the bathroom you don’t react like Justin Bieber did.
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There was no ‘Come On Son’! There was no Bill Clinton-esque look in the camera declaration of ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman!’ There wasn’t even a sub tweet reading “Now Playing Michael Jackson: Billie Jean.”
If the kid is not Bieber’s son, then why do their baby pictures look just alike?
I’m sorry Beliebers, your savior and prince pork’d an ugly chick and knocked her up like a Seth Rogan movie.
Because if there wasn’t a possibility of this being Justin Bieber’s baby, he wouldn’t just ignore the rumors. He would speak out and emphatically deny that this is his baby and he hasn’t.
Instead he’s had a few Freudian slips likes tweeting “The family keeps growing and we will never stop! #TEAMBIEBER GOES HARD!!!”
Yes! Justin going hard is why I’m writing this piece right now!
All jokes aside, I wasn’t in the bathroom while someone was getting bent over a public sink. This is a very serious matter and I want Justin not to ignore such serious allegations.
Regardless, publicly or privately ignoring a child is why people get invited on Maury in the first place. Someone has to be responsible and if this is Justin’s child and if there is any possibility that this could be Justin’s child, he needs to step up to the plate.
There are too many children without fathers and too many loose groupies in the world who are out here to trap young men. Especially famous young men like Bieber.
So yes! I do think this might be Justin’s baby. I also think if this chick is lying, she needs to be locked up in jail and forced to get dental work done 24 hours a day.
But if we think about the child, Justin cannot ignore him if it’s his baby.
Beliebers ask yourself, what will you do if this is Justin’s child?
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