If you want the cake, you gotta be stackin' ... according to Rihanna's standards!
While wearing a pineapple-printed playsuit and a visor on a shopping trip in Porto Cervo, Sardinia, Rihanna stopped to snap a photo with friends alongside an iconic statue.
The only thing is, the 24-year-old superstar doesn't approve of his too-small package!
The Bajan babe is currently boating around the Mediterranean island on vacay with her gals. She certainly needed some time to relax after the recent death of her beloved Gran Gran Dolly.
Just know, if you're trying to holla at the "We Found Love" singer, you have to be fully loaded!
Nice to see RiRi keeping up her sense of humor!