Who brought the white guy that keeps screaming Young Moolah and calling himself a Lord?
But things weren't always peachy keen for Lord Disick. He used to be a royal dick. He's the only child who never cared about other people's needs - he shoved money down someone's mouth in front of all the Kardashians, routinely returned to Bruce Jenner's house drunk and caused mayhem everywhere he went.
But that was the old Scott, this is a new and improved Lord.
LD now gets to hang out with Kanye West, drive fancy cars and do boss shit most people only dream about. The man who once told Angie Martinez, "I'm walking around trying to get my dick wet all day," is now a caring father to two adorable little children with baby mama Kourtney Kardashian.
But when did Scott get this flipping cool?
Well, he's always been this cool. Did you know Scott is down with one of the realest rappers in the game? Scott is cool with our boy Noreaga.
It's no secret that the hood fucks with Scott Disick heavy, he said it himself.
The man seriously named his son Mason Dash Disick after the rapper Mase: "I named my son after old Harlem World's Mason Betha."
So now we're trying to tell you that he won't stop. Scott's transformation hasn't been slow, he's been down with the cause. Besides we had ten rappers stamp Scott's Hood Pass a long time ago.
So the next time you see that well dressed white guy rolling around with Kanye West chugging down jager and jacking off in the long body Maybach....It's Lord Disick, bitches!
Check out the evolution of Scott below....
Back in the day, Kourt and Scott were young and in love and maybe a little less stylish.
Scott clearly had some anger issues, between getting black out drunk, shoving one hundred dollar bills down waiter's throats, punching mirrors and threatening paparazzi, Kourtney repeatedly left Scott until he vowed to clean up his act.
And then his mini-me Mason was born, and Scott and his son became the flyest daddy/son duo around.
Scott dropped the tough guy act and indulged in family activities - like enjoying a merry go-round during Mase's bday party.
Then Scott decided to get knighted during a trip to London - right before he started kicking it with Kanye.
Scott got into the holiday spirit, dressing like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho for Halloween - clearly making fun of the frequent comparisons.
After Scott welcomed new daughter Penelope, he's officially Mr. Family Man, hanging at the beach and toting around bags - when he's not partying with rappers.