"Rumor Has It" that Adele is being reprimanded for not registering her newborn baby with the government! The Grammy Award-winning 21 singer gave birth to a baby boy back in October, but neglected to register her son in the allowed English timeframe of 42 days.
According to The Sun, since neither Adele nor her partner Simon Konecki partook in the necessary act of registering their baby, they'll be faced with quite a fine. But no big deal because:
“Cops are hardly going to be banging on their door tomorrow and it’s probably just an oversight on their part. Most parents register their baby within a couple of weeks because it’s a nice thing to do – and because there’s a maximum fine of £1,000 if they don’t. There’s loads of reasons why parents are late and millions of couples don’t bother for ages.”
But what really concerns us - and we imagine every fan of the soulful songstress - is the fact that we're still in the dark as to what her little bundle of joy's wonderful name is, if he even has one. Perhaps it could encompass some meaning behind it like Adele's name, which means "Noble," but who knows?
That is why GlobalGrind decided to compile a list of songs that will definitely make you wonder what the name of Adele's baby is: From Alicia Keys' "You Don't Know My Name," to The Ting Tings' "That's Not My Name."
Check out the list below, and the lyrics the baby would recite if only he could talk!
Alicia Keys "You Don't Know My Name" - "And it feels like ooh, But you don't know my name, And I swear It feels like ooh, you don't know my name (Round and round and round we go, will you ever know?)"
Eminem "My Name Is" - "Hi, my name is, my name is (What? Who?)"
Destiny's Child "Say My Name" - "Say my name, Say my name, If no one is around you, say baby I love you, If you ain't runnin' game."
Rihanna Feat. Drake "What's My Name?" - "Oh, na, na, what's my name? Oh, na, na, what's my name? Oh, na, na, what's my name? What's my name? What's my name?"
Chris Cornell "You Know My Name" - "The coldest blood runs through my veins, You know my name."
Snoop Dogg "Who Am I (What's My Name?)" - "He is I, And I is him, Slim with the tilted brim, What's my motherf***ing name?"
Cheryl Cole "Call My Name" - "How do you think I feel when you call my name, You got me confused by the way I changed, How do you think I feel when you call my name, My name, Say my name baby."
The Ting Tings "That's Not My Name" - They call me "hell," They call me "Stacey," They call me "her," They call me "Jane," That's not my name, That's not my name, That's not my name, That's not my name!"