It’s been a long time since we’ve really seen Kanye West.
Sure, we’ve watched the pretty cool video of Kanye West talking about the G.O.O.D. Music compilation album, Cruel Summer. And fine, we all saw the epic screengrabs that RadarOnline put up of an alleged sex tape that’s being shopped around.
But still, when is the last time we’ve really seen the iconic rapper? Like, physically, somewhere? Maybe the BET Awards?
You see, Kanye wants you to think that he’s in Hawaii right now, molding his next classic album. But that’s not true. We checked.
The truth is, Kanye has been traveling the world, getting his Carmen Sandiego on (and if you don’t know who Carmen Sandiego is, you clearly didn’t watch PBS as a child.)
We have photographers all around the world, and they sent us pics of Kanye, just lounging around in different parts of the globe.
So scroll down to see “Where In The World Kanye West” has been.
(And, oh yes, you better believe he’s wearing the trademark red Carmen Sandiego hat.)
We spotted Kanye in New York City the other day helping out with the Occupy Wall Street movement.
When the folks at PETA were demonstrating against those who make furs out of foxes, Mr. West wasn’t having it. He took a stand from inside his second home: the Louis Vuitton store.
Even though Kanye was touring around the world, he was never too far from his boo, Kim Kardashian. It was a lesson that Kim learned the hard way during one of her many in-store appearances.
Careful, Wiz! Even though Kanye is wifed up with Kim that doesn’t mean he's forgotten about his past love, Amber. He could pop up at any moment!
Kanye West jumped on his jet and flew back to NYC to help his pal, DMX, work on mastering Google.
We always thought Kanye was an Obama guy, but we might have been wrong. Our cameramen caught Kanye kicking it with the Bushes a little while ago.
Considering how busy Kanye is, we’re glad to see that the rapper found some time to go sightseeing. We caught him visiting the Cristo Redentor in Brazil.
Wait, Kanye, how’d you get there? Mr. West was able to sneak his way on to Jay-Z and Beyonce’s super private yacht while they were vacationing. We’re sure Queen Bey was not too pleased.
Kanye is the man of the people. While in Libya, the rich rapper was seen walking with the common folk.
You think you can hide from us, Kanye? Think again! We spotted the rapper in Dubai, just chillaxing with the folks.