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Better Than Fiction

Character: Bernie Maddoff

Plot Line: Robert De Niro has played every thing from good guys to the worst of the worts, but now he might sign on to play the best thief in American history, Bernie Madoff. According to Deadline, De Niro is in talks to star in the HBO adaptation of the freshly released book, "The Wizard of Lies: Bernie Madoff and the Death of Trust," taking on the role of the epic ponzi scheme swindler Madoff himself.