GLOBALGRIND'S MORNING THINK TANK: Oh Sh*t! The Milk Is Radioactive, A Man Gets Stuck In His Couch & Japan Will Cost Billions (PHOTOS)

Shame On You

Who: Rasheen (Illuminati) Harrison

What Happened: Harrison, 24, of Stapleton, Staten Island, was so enraged by his baby momma, police say, that he smeared his own excrement on her apartment door in Clifton and lit it ablaze all while she, her two young children and two other people were trapped inside.