She strikes again.
Our favorite, not really, uber-conservative political pundit is back with yet another "WTF" statement that will make you want to laugh...then cry for humanity.
She has that effect. The "This Statement Is So Outlandish That I Have To Laugh Because No One In Their Right Mind Could Be So Ignorant And Intolerant?" Yeah...I got one of those for you.
We all know Coulter loves her some guns, so on Sean Hannity's Fox News show, she passionately talked about the right to own guns, but defended the anonymity of such individuals. When Hannity brought up the New York newspaper that published the names and addresses of local gun permit holders, Coulter came out swinging with this comment:
"Why can't we get a record of women who have had abortions?" Coulter asked. "They get money from Planned Parenthood; they get money from Medicare and Medicaid, much of these are tax subsidies. I think mothers might want to know what other women on their street might be willing to murder a child."
Uh. Wait. I'm still picking my jaw up from off the floor. In the meantime, watch that clip here (1:20 mark), where she continues to rant about single mothers, rent-controlled apartments, parolees and people with mental illness. In only the negative way that Ann Coulter can.
That was entertaining now wasn't it?
Good...because I have a lot of those moments right here. Grab a box of Kleenex, because you're going to cry. Might be from sadness. Or outrage. Or laughing at the more idiotic statements. Are you ready?
Ann Coulter Doesn't Know Her Current Events Or Her History:
Coulter may seem like a know-it-all, but these two videos say otherwise. When on the Bill Maher show, she matter-of-factly stated that we bombed Egypt. I can assure you...we did not. Then in an interview with Bob McKeown on the January 26, 2005, edition of The Fifth Estate, she incorrectly pointed out that Canada sent troops to Vietnam in the 1960s. To which McKeown said Canada did not. Coulter? "Hmmm, I think we did. I'll get back to you on that." STUCK FACE!!!
Ann Coulter Loves Her Own Blacks:
And I quote...
"Our blacks are so much better than their blacks,” and “we have very impressive blacks.”
The fuck? Are we talking about pets or people? Even the use of "our" and "their" indicates possession. And last I checked, Republicans or Coulter didn't own any blacks.
Ann Coulter Uses Her Favorite Pastime (Dissing The President) To Insult Yet Another Group:
In a controversial and totally unnecessary tweet, Coulter called President Barack Obama a "retard." Talk about offensive! Special Olympians and persons with disabilities lashed back. That wasn't the first time. In fact, she likes using this word, which obviously is extremely insensitive and...what the hell! Why would she tweet this? I'm throwing civility out the window. I know I just said no name calling...but this lady is bat-shit crazy.
Ann Coulter Thinks Civil Rights Are Only For Black People:
Not for gays, not for women, and ESPECIALLY not for immigrants. In her own words, we didn't do anything to immigrants. But we owe blacks. Still scratching my head at this one.
Ann Coulter Hates When Women Vote...And Hates Being A Woman...Basically:
"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women. It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it's the party of women and 'We'll pay for health care and tuition and day care -- and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?"
Ann Coulter Says What Ann Coulter Wants...And When She Can't, She Throws Tantrums:
Oh. But not before making a fool of herself again by spewing inaccuracies. How about her saying things in Afghanistan are going "swimmingly" well. At the height of the war might I add...girl, bye.
Ann Coulter Hates Women...Again:
Seems like Coulter doesn't understand why women are able to fight in combat and on police forces when they should be in the kitchen.
Ann Coulter Thinks Single Moms Are To Blame...For Everything:
Don't worry...the ladies of The View called her out for this one. What about the absent fathers, they asked. Coulter, and I'm paraphrasing here, still thinks it's single mothers' fault.
Ann Coulter Encourages You To "Pray The Gay Away:"
No really. She went there. But Coulter, what about praying the straight away? Can you do that? "No, that would be weird, praying the straight away." You're so wise.
Ann Coulter Has Said These Things...All Of These Things. And Believes Them:
Buckle your seat belts...
"If Obama wins it will be the end of the world."
"Obama is a thin skinned cry-baby."
"To get Bill Clinton to speak at the convention, Obama had to agree to carry his bags."
"The backbone of the Democratic Party is a typical fat, implacable welfare recipient."
"Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity (as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed"). From her column March 4th, 2004
"They're [Democrats] always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment."
Not a fan of the First Amendment!? Then we implore you to never say another word. Ever.