YOLO! Let's All Celebrate Having Health Insurance! (LIST)

Encouraging More NFL Bounties: 

It's about time Roger Goodell jumps on the Gregg Williams bandwagon. NFL bounties are fun now, good for the game even. A concussion is no more than a mild case of strep throat now, thank you Obama.

And Brett Favre may just come out of retirement now that there's Obamacare. Tell me you wouldn't watch the 43-year-old Favre facing off against Patrick Willis, whose mortgage is depending on the snapping of Favre's tibia. It will bring back excitement to the National Flag-Football League, great idea New Orleans.