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Really Celebrate The 4th Of July: 

If you make it through the holiday without a longtime friend getting his thumbs sewn back on, you did it wrong. Do as Obama intended, and get your money's worth, America.

Be a patriot and try making M-80s look like birthday candles, play spin the bottle-rocket, lose 90 percent of your hearing, or do Obama a favor and move to North Korea.