Sex…you’re doing it wrong.
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A man in China’s southeastern Guangdong had to admit himself to a local hospital after he decided to follow the lead of a very kinky porn video by sticking a live eel in his anus.
Seriously. We can’t make this stuff up.
According to the British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.
But what happened next is even more graphic.
The eel, alive and trying to find his way out of the man’s body, ate through the man’s large intestine. When the eel was removed, he was still alive, although it died a short time later.
The man, who has not been identified, is still in the hospital recovering. But his troubles aren’t over; he might face animal cruelty charges.
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Well, after that photograph, we don’t have to tell you: “don’t try this at home.”
Or anywhere for that matter.
SOURCE: HuffPost
