Don't Poke Me! Real Life Epic Facebook Fails (LIST)

The Husband Who Dumped His Wife Over Facebook 

Divorce is hard, but it may have been the hardest for 35-year-old Emma Brady.

Brady was shocked to realize that her now ex-husband Neil Brady posted that, “Neil Brady has ended her marriage to Emma Brady.” This occurred in February, 2009.

Not only did Neil post to all of Emma’s friends and family, but HE DIDN’T EVEN TELL HER FIRST.

She claims that she was completely unaware and was made aware by her best friend who had contacted her asking her if everything was all right.

Neil, who is now living with his mother, further added, “I’d had enough of her.” 

Are you kidding Neil? Not only are you a current divorcé living with your mother; you’re a complete douche who shouldn’t be allowed to step within 100 yards of a woman. Considering your cowardly antics, you’ll probably enforce this upon yourself.

Overall, please keep your relationship stuff to a minimum on Facebook. 

Don’t post that new Adele song ten times after your latest break-up. Talk to your friends and family to cope. I promise all you will get in return from a post is 18 “omg what happened!?!?” comments, pure and utter indifference, or the disdain from bystanders who don’t want you blowing up their news feed.

Don’t change your relationship status just to see the reaction. No need to explain here, it’s stupid and kind of sad; pardon my insensitivity.

Most importantly, do not divorce your wife via Facebook post. Seriously, it seems that Neil ran out of ways to fake his own death so decided to commit social suicide instead. Don’t be that scumbag.

There are many more Facebook relationship don’ts, but you’re probably already aware so we’ll stop here.