And the winner is.... This guy: Thomas Lyle Wilson.
In late January, Wilson was charged with crimes against nature for allegedly having sex with a horse while a student at Oklahoma State University’s veterinary medicine program.
Wilson was busted when veterinarians checked a live video on the horse barn and witnessed Wilson committing the gross act.
When the unidentified veterinarian approached Wilson he claims he said, "I’m glad you caught me. I need help." You do need help, you Super Freak!