A Face-Chewing Naked Man & The Sickest Stories Of 2012 So Far! (LIST)

And the winner is.... This guy: Thomas Lyle Wilson.

In late January, Wilson was charged with crimes against nature for allegedly having sex with a horse while a student at Oklahoma State University’s veterinary medicine program.

Wilson was busted when veterinarians checked a live video on the horse barn and witnessed Wilson committing the gross act.

When the unidentified veterinarian approached Wilson he claims he said, "I’m glad you caught me. I need help." You do need help, you Super Freak!