There comes a time in every man's life when he has to hang up his player jersey and settle down.
A time when the weed no longer burns, syrup is no longer sippable, and there are no more women to impregnant. When that happens, marriage is inevitable.
It is time for Lil Wayne to get married.
I mean why not, he has four fine ass baby mothers and a girlfriend who's been down with him for awhile. MediaTakeOut has already married him off, so after that, there is nothing else to accomplish.
All of his hip-hop counterparts are married: T.I., Snoop Dogg and even his nemesis Jay-Z.
Imagine the amount of mixtapes Weezy could usher out if he was married. Imagine how complex his music would get if he was able to weave in his dealings with his married life.
Sure there are some who might say that Lil Wayne doesn't need to get married. I get it. He's living the life, fast skateboards and fine women.
But as an international player, I know when a player is losing a step or two in his game. Having four children changes your whole outlook on life.
Matter fact, forget everything I just said. Lil Wayne should keep on pimping. He has three sons to teach the game. Weezy should continue to spread his seed and hopefully he'll give Dhea a baby too.
Weezy is an idol, a legend to players, macks and pimps all over. Did I mention he's living a baby daddy's dream?
He has three of his four baby's mothers in one room and they all seemed to have a good time.
Now that's swag. So the more I think about it, the more I think Lil Wayne shouldn't change a thing. Don't get married, don't settle down, keep living the dream.