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[audio] Bush, Al-Zeidi Tour World Recreating Shoe-Throwing Incident
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Sports: Shaq, Cavaliers Start To Bond After Rollerblading Around Cleveland
www.theonion.com - CLEVELAND—After strapping on inline skates for the first time ever Monday, Cavaliers center Shaquille O'Neal and his new teammates bonded while Rollerblading through the streets of Cleveland. view details...
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Sexualized Octogenarian Flapper Girl Still Earning Living For Someone
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College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School
www.theonion.com - COCONUT CREEK, FL—"I'm back, Bayshore High," 18-year-old Henry Doyle announced as he pulled his mother's Toyota Camry slowly into the parking lot normally reserved for faculty, emerging with a knowing view details...
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[audio] Scientists Dissect Coworker To Find Out More About Scientists
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Inside The Mind Of A Perfectly Sane Person
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In Focus: Kids Excited Mom Learning To Swear
www.theonion.com - PESHTIGO, WI--After a lifetime of assiduously avoiding the use of foul language, Helen Chernak, 59, is finally learning to swear, her delighted offspring reported Monday. view details...
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Just Area Man's Luck
www.theonion.com - KENOSHA, WI—Amid questions as to why this kind of sh*t always happens to him, area resident Patrick Kennedy told reporters Monday it was... view details...
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Sports: 95-Year-Old Yankees Fan Afraid He'll Never Get To See Team Win 27 More World Series
www.theonion.com - NEW YORK—Michael Grippo, a 95-year-old Bronx native, told reporters Wednesday that he is "worried sick" that he won't live to see the Yankees win another 27 World Series titles. view details...
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Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker
www.theonion.com - FINDLAY,OH—The entire office staff of Altman & Hanson Accounting remained utterly baffled as to what, if anything, should be done in response to the prominent sobbing coming from the cubicle of 36-year-old view details...
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Ohio Legalized Casinos
www.theonion.com - Voters in Ohio approved a plan to open casinos in the state's four largest cities. What do you think? view details...
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