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Sports: Tim Duncan Calls Out Geometric Angle Needed To Make Bank Shot
www.theonion.com - SAN ANTONIO—Immediately after releasing a 12-foot jump shot Tuesday night, Spurs center Tim Duncan called out the angle necessary for the ball to bank off the backboard and into the basket. view details...
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Coroner Excited For First Asian
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Prima Donna Surgeon Storms Out Of Half-Full Operating Theater
www.theonion.com - BALTIMORE—Midway through Friday night's quadruple-bypass procedure at the Johns Hopkins Hospital, the celebrated but moody cardiac surgeon... view details...
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Sports: Area Dad Talking About Pete Maravich Again
www.theonion.com - INDIANAPOLIS—While watching a recent Pacers-Cavaliers game with his 31-year-old son Daniel, Paul Steitzer, 64, began talking about former Jazz and Hawks legend "Pistol" Pete Maravich, marking the sixth view details...
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Does Anyone Still Have A Copy Of Last Month's Issue? We Need To Look Something Up.
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Gunman Thought Coworkers Would Be Back From Lunch By Now
www.theonion.com - NEW YORK—"Huh, I wonder where everyone is," said the emotionally disturbed publishing professional, bringing the high-powered assault weapon down from eye-level and slowly snapping the safety back on. view details...
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Drug Found To Boost Female Libido
www.theonion.com - Flibanserin, a drug developed unsuccessfully as a treatment for depression, was shown to increase and enhance sex drive in women. What do you... view details...
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[audio] 9 Drawn And Quartered At Renaissance Fair
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Sports: Everyone In Huddle Afraid To Tell Aaron Rodgers About Turf Stuck In Teeth
www.theonion.com - GREEN BAY, WI—Members of the Packers offense opted not to tell quarterback Aaron Rodgers about the large clump of turf wedged between his front teeth... view details...
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[video] Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
www.theonion.com - Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. view details...
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Man Who Enjoys Popular Rock Songs Discovers Perfect Radio Station
www.theonion.com - ROCHESTER, NY—Sean Ridgeway, a 36-year-old carpenter who is fond of popular rock 'n' roll music from the late 1960s to the present, told... view details...
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