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Opinion: Like Hell I'm Going To Let Some Black President Help Me Pay For Dialysis (by Dan Laird)
www.theonion.com - I take pride in who I am. Always have, always will. I've worked hard my whole life and have never taken anyone's charity, and I'm not about to... view details...
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Oprah To End Her Talk Show
www.theonion.com - Oprah Winfrey announced last week that she would end her talk show in 2011. What do you think? view details...
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Shakira Just Not Feeling Up To Jiggling Ass Today
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Sports: Nets Announce Team Is In Re-Demolition Mode
www.theonion.com - EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—In a continuing effort to destroy their roster and ultimately cause their team's collapse, Nets officials announced Monday that the franchise was entrenched in a long-term re-demolition view details...
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Boarding School Student Receives Wet William
www.theonion.com - DEERFIELD, MA—Deerfield Academy first-year Foster R. Poole III told reporters Monday that he had received yet another Wet William from a... view details...
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Department Of Needing Transportation: 'Anyone Heading To Tucson This Weekend?'
www.theonion.com - PHOENIX—Addressing the nation from the department's headquarters in his friend Brad's living room, Needing Transportation Secretary Kevin explained the importance of leaving for Arizona by noon on view details...
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[video] Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital
www.theonion.com - Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped offa sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thankhim. view details...
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Costco Nixes Coke Sales
www.theonion.com - Due to a disagreement over pricing, bog box wholesale club Costco is not carying Coca Cola. What do you think? view details...
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'The Office' Ends As Documentary Crew Gets All The Footage It Needs
www.theonion.com - SCRANTON, PA—After nearly six years on the air, NBC's hit show The Office ended abruptly Thursday when documentary filmmaker Ian... view details...
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Sports: Bengals' Uniforms No Longer Look Stupid Now That Team Is Good
www.theonion.com - BRISTOL, CT—By wearing their brightly colored orange-and-black tiger-print uniforms during a victory over the Steelers, the division-leading 7-2 Cincinnati Bengals made their team gear appear far less view details...
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New 'Noveller' Allows People To Post Novels They Write During Course Of Their Day
www.theonion.com - SAN FRANCISCO—"I love it," said Sheena Wulf, a Novellist from Kansas City, MO. "If I'm ever sitting in a coffee shop and my sense of alienation and utter detachment from contemporary life provides me view details...
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