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[audio] Celebrities Seize Africa
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Check It Out: Deer
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Sports: Several 2009 MLB Awards Clearly Thought Up On The Spot
www.theonion.com - NEW YORK—A number of players suggested to reporters Monday that, with accolades such as the AL Platinum Baseman Award and the Best Lead Off of the Year Trophy, the Baseball Writers' Association of view details...
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Nation's Music Snobs Protest Predictable Use Of Metallica, Pantera To Torture Prisoners
www.theonion.com - WASHINGTON—"What those poor people have had to suffer through is a terrible, shameful travesty," said Rolling Stone's David Fricke. "Can you imagine being forced to listen to Deicide and Drowning Pool view details...
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In Focus: Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
www.theonion.com - STATE COLLEGE, PA—Kyle Norton stated that he would also forgo a winter coat and continue to don the same coffee-stained sweatshirt he has been wearing since mid-October. view details...
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Sports: LeBron James Encourages NBA To Stop Jumping In Honor Of Michael Jordan
www.theonion.com - WASHINGTON—Prior to Wednesday's game against the Washington Wizards, Cleveland Cavaliers all-star LeBron James announced that he would stop jumping during professional basketball games in order to view details...
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Senator Byrd The Longest-Serving Lawmaker
www.theonion.com - After more than 56 years in office, 92-year-old Sen. Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) has become the longest-serving member of Congress. What do you... view details...
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Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures
www.theonion.com - NEW YORK—"At Montessori, we believe dentistry to be more than just the medical practice of treating tooth and gum disorders," said school director Dr. Howard Bundt. "It's about fostering creativity." view details...
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Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The East Wing
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[audio] Survey: Positive Things Better Than Negative Things
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Sports: Eagles Settle For Field Goal After 260-Yard Drive
www.theonion.com - SAN DIEGO—The Eagles were forced to settle for a field goal against the Chargers Sunday after sustaining a 260-yard, 64-play drive that featured six separate red-zone appearances and took 52 minutes view details...
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