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Greyhound Now Offering Direct Service From Kansas To L.A. Porn Director's Driveway
www.theonion.com - DALLAS—In an effort to reduce travel times for thousands of customers every year, Greyhound Lines announced Monday that it will now offer... view details...
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In Focus: Chinese, Ants Announce Alliance
www.theonion.com - BEIJING, CHINA--The people of China and the world ant community signed a treaty that will establish close relations between the two civilizations. view details...
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Sports: Kansas City Fails To Pick Up Option On Royals
www.theonion.com - KANSAS CITY, MO—In an expected move Wednesday, the City of Kansas City declined to pick up their 2010 option on the Royals baseball club,... view details...
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Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup
www.theonion.com - WASHINGTON—"We tried to treat our customers like adults, and they took advantage of our generosity," said Burger King CEO Brian Thomas Swette, who was visibly upset after hearing that Americans on view details...
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[audio] Pentagon Engineers Develop New Diplomacy Bomb
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Sports: Memphis Grizzlies Continue To Insist They Have 5 Players Better Than Allen Iverson
www.theonion.com - MEMPHIS, TN—Though Allen Iverson has taken an indefinite leave of absence and even threatened to retire because of his current bench role,... view details...
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Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be
www.theonion.com - ESCONDIDO, CA—Provoked by a presidential administration he believes is guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 46, has become a vehement defender of ideas he view details...
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CNBC Cameraman Cant Believe Hes Filming Another Blog Off A Computer Monitor
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In Focus: Organizers Fear Terrorist Attacks On Upcoming Al-Qaeda Convention
www.theonion.com - ASADABAD, AFGHANISTAN—Fears of possible terrorist attacks have led organizers of the Sept. 27-30 al-Qaeda International Convention to take unprecedented security measures, sources reported Monday. view details...
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Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN
www.theonion.com - The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think? view details...
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Sports: Saints Completely Satisfied With 8-0 Start
www.theonion.com - NEW ORLEANS—Sources within the Saints organization confirmed Wednesday that players, coaches, and executives alike are all "perfectly... view details...
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