Freeze, Bitches! Weird Things Used In Robberies (PHOTOS x VIDEOS)

Desperate times call for desperate measures. We are living in dangerous times. Our economy is wack, there aren't any jobs, milk is high, gas is high, people are wearing facial tattoos like it's nothing, the world is getting hotter, the rich are getting richer and supposedly, we only have one year left on the planet, because the world will end in 2012.

The only thing cheap is the food which is terrible for you. If you do have a job and want to eat healthy, it's gone by the time you reach Aisle Two in Whole Foods, which is why some people, we believe, are committing robberies: So they can eat and pay their outrageously high cell phone bills.

A day before the PlayStation Network crashed, one enterprising poor person decided to use his PS3 controller to rob a convenience store. He would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids. No, seriously. If a cop hadn't walked in and if the clerk hadn't alerted the cop, who knows how much loot the dude could have walked away with.

All we know for certain is the desperate individual had the controller in his pocket. We don't know what type, whether it was a regular controller or a PS3 Move controller. We'll give him the benefit of the doubt. No one is THAT stupid, no one would use a regular controller to rob somebody. That said, let's take a look at the weird things people used in robberies. Welcome to Survivor: America.