In The Mood For Love: 8 Awesome Aphrodisiacs For Spring (PHOTOS)

Spring is in full swing and it's time to get your mating ritual on! 

The birds are doing it, you can tell by their annoying whistles when you walk your tired ass to the morning train. The cats are doing it, wakin' up the dead with their love making near your garbage cans at night. The flowers are doing it, tricking those dumb bees into sexing them by proxy. So why not you?

That extra mile you tried to run at the gym? Mating game ritual. Those bright colors you got lined up for Spring/Summer 2011? Mating ritual. The token booth clerk with the stank attitude? She's doin' it, too. She's just insecure because she thinks you don't like her ass.

But what do you do if you can't get your body or your mind right? You ain't got insurance for therapy, much less a prescription for Cialis and you ain't about to troll Craigslist for pills. 'Member what happened the last time?

What you can do instead, is break out your food stamp card (stop frontin' you and your friends have one; it's the times) or your Visa Debit and head to your supermarket for some supplies that get you in the mood for lurve.

Free tip: Want men to fall for you? Wear cinnamon oil, the scent turns them on. 

Above: "Gummy Bear Orgy" By Gloomy Little Cloud.