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When a news story captivates America, sooner or later you’ll see famed celebrity attorney Gloria Allred turn up. 

We did some digging around to find a group of celebrities who may be speaking at a press conference soon, defending themselves against zombie allegations.

Attention: there is NO such thing as the virus known as the LQP-79, which causes “zombie-like” cannibalistic behaviors in humans.

In the last week, “Bath Salts” have become a hotly searched term across the internet after the cannibal attack in Miami.

The oddly bizarre story of Eugene is sad and shouldn’t be made light of, but the crazy aspect of how it happened continues to captivate people whose main question is, “Why did he do it?!" The answer to that question is simple: it was the drugs.

Details are still emerging about what happened on that Sunday afternoon when Eugene rolled up on Poppo and decided to take a bite out of his face.

Ronald Poppo, 65, has been identified as the man whose face was chewed by 31-year-old homeless man Rudy Eugene.