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"In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are." Dr. Henry Jekyll Do you fools listen to music or do you just skim through it? - Jay-Z, Renegade Vox populi, vox dei, "The voice of the people [is] the voice of God" Post hoc ergo propter hoc, "After this, therefore because (on account) of this" Decisions are made by those who show up. This guy's walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, "Hey, can you help me out?" The doctor writes him a prescription, throws it down the hole, and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, "Father, I'm down in this hole--can you help me out?" The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole, and moves on. Then a friend walks by. "Hey Joe, it's me--can you help me out?" And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, "Are you stupid? Now we're both down here!" And the friend says, "Yeah, but I've been down here before, and I know the way out." "Just when you think they've got the answers, I change the questions" - Rowdy Roddy Piper "Sometimes you're the pigeon. Sometimes you're the statute."

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My Wife, Beer, My family (including close friends), Beer, Football, Beer, Reading, Beer, Hip-Hop, Beer, and anything else that can be associated with Beer.

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