On May 24, The Washington Post reported the FDA is one step closer to approving Viagra for females. Can we say, ‘Oh Face!’ Is my dream really coming true? Why should guys get to have all the fun, living out their fantasies into old age-I want in on this too!
We can bet this new product known as ‘pink Viagra’ would make a killing once it hits the market. All someone would have to say is ‘female viagra’ and we can bet women would be running to the nearest store.
OK well it’s not actually on the market yet, but once it is (crossing my fingers) we can just imagine how fun it’s ad campaign could be. Celebrities can sell just about anything and Viagra is not to be excluded from this list, they’re the perfect candidates. Here are the five women Global Grind would love to see selling this stuff!
With songs like ‘Do You Mind,’ ‘Anytime, Anyplace,’ ‘Twenty-Foreplay’ and a ton of others, we know Ms. Janet likes to take a good lap or two in the bedroom. Plus, she’s only gotten sexier with age. So would we buy a sex product endorsed by her? Of course we would. Janet Jackson’s brand is talent and sex, need anymore convincing?
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We grew up on Courteney with Friends, Scream and for some of us Family Ties. Now that she is the ultimate cougar, at 45 years old, Courteney is still one of the baddest chicks in the game. A good tie in to her hit TV show, could be her commercials for this new pill. You could watch the show and then do what you go to do!
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The princess of pop is the perfect candidate for female Viagra endorsements. At the end of 2009 she stated that all she wanted for the upcoming year was to have good sex. PERFECT. With crotch grabbing as her new signature move we all know what’s on her mind. If she were satisfied, I’m sure I would be too.
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This Playboy playmate turned housewife IS sex. She’s been living the Playboy lifestyle since the age of 18 and now that she’s settled down and started a family, a sextape has been leaked and she’s showing no signs of remorse, as she shouldn’t. I don’t think I could love her anymore. When it comes to opinions on anything sex, I’d put all my trust in Kendra.
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At forty +, this woman ages like a fine wine…Stacey Dash is at the top of her game right now, co-starring in music videos, covering magazines, so why not do an informercial to sell the pink pill? I think any woman in the world would want what she takes, so the pink pill would just be another money maker for Stacey.
-RachelSamara | follow me @rachelsamara
