Heidi Montag is a genius! After getting 10 plastic surgeries, and starring in a funny or die clip w/ Ron Howard, Heidi has written a screen play. Heidi claims she’s ‘so excited’ The Hills is canceled because now she can star in movies.
According to People: Montag wants to play is “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself.
“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”
O_o Mark my words Heidi Montag is going to win an Oscar.
Xilla aka Al-X Blogriguez – The man who dates his banker for overdraft credits.
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