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You hear your phone, but don’t see it. It’s Friday night and you have no plans, but what you do have is a fresh bikini wax and a new pair of pumps that you’ve been dying to break in. The phone is the lifeline to the social life you are hoping will magically appear! It rings again; it’s closer than it was before. FINALLY, after 4 missed calls, you find it exactly where you left it – deep in the abyss of a handbag. You scroll through your missed calls with anticipation, until you realize you have 4 missed calls from the same person. *blank stare*

 

Isn’t there an unofficial rule that states if you’re not our mama or if you’ve never been deep within our vagina, then permission has not been granted to make back-to-back calls?!? Brian McKnight is singing about “How Your P*ssy Works;” let’s talk about what makes it NOT work if you qualify to be in the running:

Who’d ya see? Where’d ya go? Who’d ya meet? What’d ya know?

All those questions, wanting us to check in and give an estimate of when we will be home is a no go. The quickest way to get a woman to not answer her phone again is to not give her a chance to return your call, or text, or email; if we can smell your thirst, you’re being voted off the island.

Money Ain’t a Thang

We get it; you started at the bottom, now you’re here! Beware that gaudiness and being boastful about success or your well-endowed finances will turn us off quicker than you can say “stock portfolio;” especially if our dates haven’t matched up to your Daddy Warbucks facade. Whatever your motive, talk yourself down from painting a colorful and possibly fictitious pictures of yourself, your life and most importantly – your intentions.

Such a HUGE Ego

Avoid having a bromance between you and your ego. When would a woman have time to stroke it if you’re constantly riding your own pony in this show?!? Dismount off your high horse and disconnect from your ego immediately.

 

It’s a tricky situation, every woman is different. You can have all the traits we desire, but once we’re turned off – it’s a challenge to turn us back on! You’ve been warned; there is always room in the “friend zone.”

ErinB for The LifeStyleHer

The LifeStyleHer Files are bi-weekly lifestyle posts produced and curated by Mashonda Tifrere exclusively for GlobalGrind.com. The LifeStyleHer will focus on all things women, aiming to enrich the womanly mind, body and soul.