Amanda Bynes to the rescue?
Maybe not, but the 27-year-old starlet does consider herself a hero of sorts.
Rather than rant or lash out on Twitter this time, the troubled former actress gave herself a giant ego boost as she raved about her recent decision to go under the knife again.
Confused yet? Stay with me here. Amanda says she suffered for 27 long years with a birth defect and is just now bravely sharing her story with the media.
I was born with a webbing in between my eyes. That was a birth defect that I had surgically removed! I’ve never been more excited! Now I…
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 20, 2013
need a few more surgeries to shave the bridge down to correct the rest of my nose so I can start the next chapter of my career! Music!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 20, 2013
story with you so the media would stop using old photos of me and stop writing lies about me having odd behavior when…
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 20, 2013
I was just embarrassed to share the fact that I had a birth defect. As soon as I had it removed I couldn’t wait to talk about it!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 20, 2013
I’m having my next surgery on Saturday!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 20, 2013
The retired actress claims to have been born with webbing between her eyes – clearly we never noticed.
Not to worry though. She’s had the defect removed and can now move on with her life and get back to taking those selfies we all know and love so much.
I can’t wait for my surgeries so I can start taking pictures!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 18, 2013
I wanted to share my story with you to prove that I’m not crazy, I was just embarrassed. Surgery is a complete miracle for me – nothing…
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 20, 2013
can hold you back from living out your dreams. There’s a surgery for everything that’s wrong with you!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 20, 2013
Amanda’s giant pat on the back didn’t stop there. She made sure to shout out the medical team who worked tirelessly to correct her condition.
My doctors are heroes who also correct kids who have cleft lip – something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 20, 2013
Unfortunately the Easy A actress is still far from perfect. She claims she’ll need a “few more surgeries to shave” her nose bridge down, but she’s looking forward to all the doors that have been opened to her now that she’s cured. Amanda is diving head first into the music industry to start what could be the most epic music career ever.
I never spoke to anyone at Chinga Changa Records. I got an offer for a bigger record deal that I’m taking as soon I get my surgeries!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 20, 2013
Bynes is due to appear in court July 18 for her arrest May 23, when she was charged with possession of drugs, attempted evidence tampering and reckless endangerment.
Photo credit: Twitter.
