GlobalGrind.com and me got together and came up with the Top 10 reasons you should vote for me as one of TIME Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People of 2009
1.I made strippers mainstream
2. When was the last time you heard a song without autotune?
3. I know all of your favorite rappers (Lil Wayne, Akon, Kanye West, Ludacris…need I say more?)
4. Because of my song….now all you have to do is “like the bartender” and you can drink free all night.
5. My top hat can hold enough cash to make it rain in the club for an hour
6. Turn on the radio, and I bet they are playing one of my songs
7. Because I’m so hood
8. So I can accept this honor and tell everyone else “They’ve officially been chopped and screwed”
9. If I don’t win, the vocoder machine will attack me..see:
10. Because Russell Simmons said so!!!
CHANGE!! HOPE!! TOP HATS!!
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