<p> </p><p>An Australian waitress is pissed off at allegations that she was performing oral sex on a man when the pair were involved in a serious car crash.</p><p>Allyson White was left with a deep scar and a hot temper after police raised questions about the accident–including suspicions that she was a prostitute. But none of that matters, really. What matters is her seriously awesome quotes. I have not seen a more realistic portrayal of Aussie class ever. Her eloquence is like a page out of Class With the Countess. Here’s what she told reporters:</p><p>“I was not sucking his d*** – and it’s pretty obvious that wasn’t the case … you only have to look at the mark on my chest,” she said.</p><p>“Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a f****** rubber neck.</p>
