<p>God made the world in seven days, but if you leave it up to certain people, you would think He created haute-couture designs for Adam and Miss Evie to wear on the eighth day.</p><p>I checked.</p><p>But, what He did create (after they realized that they were nekkid), were these deh-vine bunch of bushes. Green, Possums, were always in season, it seems. So, I got to thinking what would it be like if I were to go back to that Biblical, yet simpler time.</p><p>1. Do like Rachel from “Friends”, just dance! Dance nekkid! Dance nekkid in all your glory, I say! When your roommate, or your beloved goes on out turn on your favorite tune and shake it on out. My favorite song to shake to is “River Deep, Mountain High”. Something about Tina’s sounds of desperado in hitting all those high notes really gets me going. And Possums, don’t tell anyone, but I am known to shake out my hair to and fro like a wilderbeast on crack! Nary a hair has ever flew off though, but I know that even Miss Beyonce or Miss Fierce, whatever she is calling herself these days would be a little jelly. Now, let’s watch:</p><p>2. Why not do your housework in the nude, like I do! Nothing, is better than having the breeze flow under your bosoms, under the pit of your arms, and around your crotches. Talk about homemade Febreeze!</p>
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