Megan Fox Married Brian Austin Greene. That’s right, Megan Fox is now a married woman. The dreams of men all over the world who once thought they had a chance of seeing Megan Fox with no clothes enter their bedroom are now crushed. There will be no clothes left of the floor for Megan Fox to pick up after they left the shower, no warm kisses tart with morning breath, no Megan Fox. Those dreams of making Megan Fox their own personal love object, gone! They all belong to 90’s star Brian Austin Greene.
According to PopEater: ‘It was very hush hush, everyone was sworn to secrecy.’
TMZ is reporting that only six people attended the ceremony at the Four Seasons Hualalai on the big island of Hawaii.
It looks like Brian Austin Greene got his wish when he said prior to canceling their first engagement ‘[The ceremony will be] small … Originally we were talking elopement and now we might have a few people there.’
We wish these two a happy future together and for all the men who wanted to see Megan Fox No Clothes on… We put together a photo gallery that will pretty much allow you to see her whole body and you can piece together the rest in your mind.