Face it! We might not ever get to see baby North West.
Though we felt an instant connection to Kim K.’s mini-me, everyday it seems like we’re one step further away from meeting her.
We get it, we do – Kanye hates all the extra attention, the paparazzi, and he just wants to have Nori all to himself, without the intrusion of strangers who don’t really know him or his family personally.
But KimYe has to understand something too, and that is: This all happened very suddenly. One moment Kim was open to discuss, show, and film just about any aspect of her life. Then the next – POOF! – the open door policy was nixed.
There’s no post-baby body, there’s no baby Nori, there’s no nothing!
Honestly, we just want to ‘ooh’ and ‘aww’ at baby girl’s beauty, but we’ve got a feeling that opportunity might not come for quite some time.
So we have to face the facts and the fact is, there are quite a few outrageous things we’ll probably get to see happen before we see North West:
Miguel Will Successfully Leap Across A Stage
Penelope Disick Will Smile
Stevie J Will Stop Using This Face To Control Joseline & Mimi
… Well Maybe Mimi, But Stevie J Will NEVER Leave This Fine Piece Of Work Alone
“A” Will Be Revealed
Kanye West, The Yeezus God, Will Grant Paparazzi The Permission To Speak
He Might Even Hug The Paps He Attacked
Kaylin Garcia Will Give Up On Joe Budden
Someone Will Finish Reading Lauryn Hill’s Letter On Racism
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