Listen. We’ve all been there.
Drunk dialing your ex after a night of drinking because you’re feeling either nostalgic or pissed about how it all went down. Then waking in the morning, remembering what you did, looking at your phone and immediately feeling this:
Now you don’t have to feel that embarrassment. In fact, there’s a new site that will allow you to take all of your drunk dialing frustrations out where it really matters. On the government.
DrunkDialCongress.org just made all of our dreams come true by connecting us with those petty politicians who furloughed 800,000 workers, refuse to come to a deal to reopen the government and cut off the damn panda camera at the National Zoo.
Tragic.
All you have to do is enter your phone number into the site and moments later, you’ll receive a call that will connect you with the office of someone in Congress. Then, if you’re too tipsy to verbalize an intelligent sentence, the site offers talking points, starting with “You had one job to do and you failed!”
Oh. And if you aren’t too sure what to drink, no worries. The site even offers a few recipes to get this Congress-bashing session going.
“The Sleep Senator” anybody? How about a “Southern Congressman?”
And in the end, maybe they’ll get so tired of us slurring curse words and demanding change in their ears that they’ll actually get up and do some work.
I’m telling you…this could be revolutionary. Behold a new era of positive drunk dialing. And never again feel the shame of crying on the phone to a non-deserving ex.
Thank us later.
SOURCE: DrunkDialCongress | PHOTO CREDIT: Giphy, DrunkDialCongress
