While you’re trying to forget the fact that the rent is due in two weeks, someone in the world wasted $150,000 on plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian. And it wasn’t Kris Jenner.
Because he decided not to err on the side of caution when a British woman spent $30,000 to transform herself into Kim, Jordan James Parke shelled out some even bigger bucks to do the same, and well, uh, you have eyes, don’t you?
Those lips didn’t come from a little makeup magic, a la Kylie Jenner. So far, the 23-year-old Brit has gotten lip and cheek fillers, laser hair removal, veneers, Botox, and eyebrow tattoos. Yep, those babies are permanent.
“I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” he told The Sun. “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”
….He tried it.
