Madonna has enlisted practically every celebrity who didn’t make it into Taylor Swift‘s “Bad Blood” to star in her upcoming music video for “Bitch I’m Madonna.” Madge revealed the credits in an Instagram post (above) and it appears to include the likes of Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, and Rita Ora.
We’re a little skeptical. After inspecting said Instagram post through the lens of an investigator (or, say, one who frequently scans Instagram for signs of Photoshopping), we’ve noticed that all the photos in Madonna’s seemingly #FanArt-appropriated post have been strung together from photoshoots of artists’ pasts. If the video was already currently in production, wouldn’t we have some nice, Photoshopped original content photos? Maybe Madonna was way too excited about the news and resorted to a #FanArt collage before employing professionals.
Meanwhile, are Katy Perry and Rita Ora not-so-secretly throwing shade at T-Swift? Recent news has seen Perry register a song called “1984,” a probable sign of “Bad Blood” revenge, in which Perry was reportedly the subject of Swift’s song. Recent news has also seen Taylor Swift romancing Calvin Harris, who is Ora’s ex-boyfriend (see conclusive evidence, above).
We shall stay tuned in hopes that more details emerge soon.
PHOTO CREDIT: Instagram