HOUSE REAL BIG: Charlie Sheen’s Fantasy Mansion (PHOTOS)

Now that Charlie Sheen has some time on his hands after being dismissed from ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season, we thought we’d give him some ideas as to how to redecorate his mansion, which lately has doubled as his rehab locale.

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Sheen should have no issues with our proposed renovations. We have included a stripper pole, a helicopter pad, a disco complete with mirror ball, an underwater bar and petting zoo. Because, let’s be honest, Charlie can afford it with the 1.2 million dollar check per episode he cashes in from his show.

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We recommend Sheen move his current house to India, specifically Mumbai where this $1 billion, 27 story home is. Sheen would never, ever have to leave his mansion again. It boasts not one but three helicopter pads, a swimming pool, a dance studio and 600 servants.

If Sheen needs to be drug tested for his next job, the best way to get rid of ‘toxins’ sans a blood transfusion, is a good sweat in a sauna like this one.

India’s drug laws are strict so maybe 50 Cent’s Connecticut mansion would be an easier move.

A built-in club would solve most of Sheen’s problems. No one will ever know what you’re up to in your own house unless they talk. We also recommend confidentiality agreements.

50’s mansion has the lake views Sheen would enjoy on his many ‘trips’ of fancy.

With a built-in cinema, Sheen could entertain his many lady friends by having a movie night.

To escape the menace of the press and the LA Freeway, Sheen could install a helicopter pad in his front yard.

We’ve heard that Sheen has a green thumb cough, cough. Maybe a freshly installed greenhouse would bring him back to earth.

To get away from it all, we recommend Sheen plant roots at Lake Como where George Clooney lives. Italian drug laws are stringent so we don’t know how that would work out.