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Turner is seeking to spend his three-year probation at home in Ohio when he's released from Elmwood.

Dear people of the interwebz: Please get a hobby. A clue. A life. Something. For the past couple of days, an online petition has been circulating pleading to get Beyoncé and Jay Z to comb Blue Ivy’s hair. At first, it only had a few dozen signatures, and we decided to take the route of if-we-don’t-acknowledge-it-maybe-it-really-doesn’t-exist, because WTF. Now, the […]